Mother Merkel is the current leader of [[Germany]]

She got very famous when she fought against [[Columbus]] and exiled him from [[Germany]]. [[File:Angela-merkel.jpg|thumb|alt=A Eric the Red.|Here you can see Merkel shooting her laserzzz]]

She did this by shooting a giant fucking laser out of her greasy mouth and destroy the imperialistic plans of [[Columbus]]



Merkel loves penguins.

[[Aristotele]] once wrote "Merkel does not forgive, Merkel does not forget, Merkel is infinite, Merkel is our religion, our soul and our holy beer"




== Early Life ==

There is no beginning, Mother Merkel was alsways here and she was always the holy leader of Germany.

Merkel never was a kid she has no age.


== Political career ==

As said, Merkel always was the leader of Germany, but if we look at the last ??? Years her career can be summarized into three eras.


'''1. Era'''

Somewhen in the year [[1993]], [[old germanic Gods]] discovered [[Germany]] and Mother Merkel.

They were absolutely overwhelmed by the flawless extravagance Merkel had and gave her [[the gift of LAAZOOOR]].

With this superpower, Merkel was able to shoot blue lasers out of her mouth.

Merkel became not only a wizard but a demigod and holy protector of [[Germany]].


'''2. Era'''

The 2. Era begins with the appearance of [[Columbus]].

While [[Columbus]] entered Karlsruhe, the city was immersed with beer, causing total [["drunkstruction"]].

The imperialist could only meagerly begin to imperialize Germany, when Merkel felt the unholy defilement of her country.

She quickly flew to Karlsruhe to fight against Spain.

Like a big uncontrollable monster, Mother Merkel rose from the horizon, shooting lasers out of her eyes and screaming furiously.

the spanish Armada was deeply frightend and Columbus had to flee.

After this, the relative short 2. Era found its happy end.


'''3. Era'''

After Merkel defeated Columbus, life went on.

When she heard about, how the [[Power Rangers]] defeated [[Columbus]] too, she was amazed.

She never sympathized with [[Eric the Red]] and [[Genghis Khan]] tough.


Since then [[Germany]] and [[Venezuela]] built up good friendship and a commercial agreement.



== Personal life ==

[[I dont give a shit!]]


== See also ==

[[Germany]]

[[Venezuela]]

[[Columbus]]

[[Aristotele]]

[[old germanic Gods]]

[[Eric the Red]]

[[Genghis Khan]]